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Welcome to the fountain of youth, in capsule format! Scientific advancement now provides that coveted “forever fetal” look. Ask your doctor about Aeternus 15mg* today, because aging is just a choice.
*or recommended dosage, dependent on severity of collagen status. Side effects include bloating, nausea, intellect degradation, hormone production, acne, sociopathic tendencies, profound circadian rhythm dependency, incontinence, migraines, influx of new friends, excess biotin, and sudden coma.
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10 MG TABLET
Generic for: Celebrex XR
Take 1/2 tablet daily.
Take exactly as prescribed.
Important InformationMay cause drowsiness, delusions of grandeur, blissful ignorance, headaches, stomach aches, back aches, attention from paparazzi, attention from strangers, paranoia, psychosis, and cult leader tendencies.
Do not skip doses for full effects.
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